DEFT DEFINITIONS

We all have been learning the definitions of velocity, momentum, speed etc. But here are some cute definitions which i love.

POLITICIAN: A guy who is ready to give up YOUR life for his country.

NEIGHBOUR: One who knows more about you than you do.

LEADER: One who shouts louder than a loud speaker and runs faster than others when pelted with stones.

DOCTOR: One who charges before discharging.

ECONOMIST: A man who knows more about money than the people who have it.

LAWYER: One who knows how to lie and yet appear law abiding.

POET: One who can reach the moon without a spacecraft but who can never touch the earth with eyes wide open.

TELEVISION: A device that permits people who do not have anything to do, to watch people who can't do anything.

LECTURE: Something which makes you numb at one end and dumb on the other.

LIBRARY: The graveyard of the greatest minds where the students fear to read.
Hope you have enjoyed this.